Help!

I need help. Can anyone help me?

I have a cricket somewhere in the kitchen. I know it's supposed to be good luck to have one on the hearth, but he's driving me crazy. All I hear is that darned cricket noise. Crash and Burn aren't much help either. Burnie tried one night. He sat in front of the stove and waited, but that darned cricket is still there.

Last year I had one too. When it finally came out, Crash and Burn were on either side of him and they just watched him. I finally had to kill him.

Why is it that I never have a cat who is a good hunter. I had a better record with killing mice than my old cat Midnight did, and now I have these two. Maybe if I didn't feed them for a day or two they would hunt that old cricket down.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to get rid of a very, very noisy cricket?