I've been vindicated!
Yesterday when I went to church, I saw that there was a grate placed over the floor level part of the holy water font that was surrounded by a low wall. I guess someone else saw the potential risk. Maybe someone from the church's insurance company finally took a look and suggested the grate.
Now, all they have to do is take care of the standing water problem in the parking lot. It might also be a good idea to check out the slant of the floor leading to the altar.
I guess I really do have an insurance company mentality, and it's a good thing.